(Source: cuffs-n-collars, via pikach0de)
Ted: Don’t pretend you’re not the kind of guy who keeps a list of all the women he’s slept with.
Marshall: I have one. It’s called my marriage license.
(Source: cheesyfiestafuck, via scatteredwords)
Ted: Don’t pretend you’re not the kind of guy who keeps a list of all the women he’s slept with.
Marshall: I have one. It’s called my marriage license.
(Source: cheesyfiestafuck, via scatteredwords)
