January 2012
Watchkevinless:
Barack Obama singing Born This Way
GOD. Like, GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
OKAY
December 2011
child predator: I have candy come in my van
me: no thanks
predator: I have wifi come in my van
me: ok
2 tags
1 tag
doctor: are you sexually active
me: what's that
me: what did one ocean say to the other ocean
friend: what
me: nothing they just waved
friend: oh
me: do you sea what i did there
friend: no
me: i'm shore you did
friend: stop
me: don't be a beach
friend: bye
my brother bought cola bottles and told me I wasn’t allowed to have any. I ate 5. :))))))))))))))))))))
Now that exams are looming, I feel it only right to come back to tumblr, never mind the fact that I’ve lost 75% of my followers, lol your lose wanka
There are so many asses on my dash.
November 2011
October 2011
Watch
Resisting arrest: you’re doing it right
bitches you just got served.
I’ve become obsessed with Ebay.
